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User:shemhazai (791269)
Name:Shemhazai
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Bio:I want to eat in a restaurant in every city in Europe. I want to careen down the midnight streets of Cairo on a moped driven by an exuberantly drunken local that I just met three hours previously, singing popular Arabic songs terribly off key. I want to strip naked and play tag in a fountain at 3 am.

I want to live in a village in Vietnam, dig a well, help deliver a goat, and be able to stride tirelessly up and down mountains with a 100-pound load of rice on my back. I want to learn the gong-like syllables of Balinese and disappear for a year in the south pacific, working as an itinerant musician for an Indonesian puppet theatre.

I want to be a rum-runner, with a ship I love more than any woman and skin like oiled leather and a name in every dive along the pacific rim. I want to be the best swordswoman in America. and write a breakthrough lesbian regency romance/mystery that spends 10 weeks on the New York Times bestseller list. I want to be knighted by the Queen of England.

I want to coin a spoonerism. I want a spaceship named after me. I want to look down at the earth and cover all of Florida with my thumb.

I want to work on an Alaskan fishing boat. I want to build a house with my own hands, and take photographs for National Geographic. I want to be able to put out a match with a single-tailed whip.

I want to fight a duel to the death. I want to own a pet tiger, fly around the world in a 2-seater Cessna, and dive down to see the Titanic. I want to buy a villa in Tuscany and conduct a passionate affair there with a Grecian archaeologist named after some ancient diety.

I want to walk from Calais to Jerusalem. I want to learn to forge Old Master paintings. I want to hobo across America playing music on streetcorners for a year, though to do that I'd have to learn to play something a hell of a lot more portable than a dulcimer, and no-one really pays dusty looking harmonica players on street corners, so maybe not.

I want to be able to lift a thousand pounds. I want to wear a dress worth a thousand pounds and dance a flawless tango with an Argentinian mob boss in a parisian cabaret lit by ten crystal chandaliers.

I want to learn the Sitar, Bouzouki, Bodhran, and bagpipes. I want to learn Saami and live with the lapplanders, learning to herd reindeer and tan hides and becoming an initiate into their shamanic song tradition. I want to learn how to do one of those ear-piercing, supersonic, incredibe cattle-calls of the Swedish backland. I want to live in one of those recreated Iron-age villages and learn how to use a warp-weighted loom. I want to dog-sled across the Yukon.

I want to go on walkabout across Australia, learning to eat & camp like the aborigines do. I want to be given a totem and learn its songline, and sing it across the territory of ten tribes.

I want to be a sushi chef. With 35 different knives, each of which is indispensable. I want to buy a 500 dollar bottle of wine--good wine--and drink it with the ones I love. I want to learn Flamenco. I want to learn sumerian and ancient egyptian and chant the first poem written by the first author, a priestess of Astarte.

I want the world. I want all the world. I want it like I want a sun-ripened orange: I want to suck it dry, probe it with my tongue, lick it from my fingertips, feel the sting of it on my lips when I'm done. I want to kiss death and kiss life and discover Atlantis and walk among the hanging gardens of Babylon. I want to live forever.

What do you want?
Memories:58 entries
Interests:69: 16th century, all things red, anthropology, battlestar galactica, bdsm, beethoven, blackadder, bondage, brocade, buffy the vampire slayer, cappucinno, cats, celtic music, comparative religion, corporate goth, corsets, costume, delta blues, edge play, escrima, ethnomusicology, femdom, fetish, freaks, gardening, garmarna, gjallarhorn, haiku, hammered dulcimer, hedningarna, herbalism, history, kickboxing, knife play, knots, leather, linguistics, medieval, muay thai, neil gaiman, poetry, prose, pvc, red, renaissance, sanguine, sca, sexy cylons, shibari, shiny black things, shiny pointy things, silk, sorten muld, starbuck, steak, susan matthews, sushi, swordfighting, swords, techno, thunderstorms, tidepools, tipping the velvet, travel, tribal, tromboncino, weightlifting, world dance, writing
Schools:None listed
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